It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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