I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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