I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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