did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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