No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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