I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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