We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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