we have officially lost it.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Every concussion has its silver lining
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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