small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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