if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
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