Just mADE A PArabola og urine
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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