i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
