maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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