Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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