Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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