We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
