THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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