Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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