He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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