They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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