love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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