Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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