Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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