Just fell off a train. Bad.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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