Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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