We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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