Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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