He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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