My brain says no but my pants say off.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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