I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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