I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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