Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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