Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
It's just like the Real World with babies
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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