You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
