turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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