accomplished twins. life is a go
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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