I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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