think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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