Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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