What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
tequila makes me forget i have legs
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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