Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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