We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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