just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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