Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
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