normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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