Quick, to the slutcave!
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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