can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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