I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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