the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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