butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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