"it" just moved
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
well you can't waste a boner
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
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