doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I'm like, not good at living.
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