I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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