Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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