Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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