You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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