I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Randomize
